Bad LAN

Bad LAN is an adjective used to express any disappointment, similar to how you would use "that/this sucks" or "FTL"

It is used especially (but not limited to) within gaming or electronics.

Taken literally, the term refers to a LAN party gone wrong, such as your internet going out, or for some gamers, running out of budwould be considered bad lan

(actual first usage of the term)
Jordan: Hey guys whats up?
Troy: Nothin', where is Travis at? isn't he over at your house?
Jordan: Yeah, but he got a headache and fell asleep on my couch!
Troy: what? its like 7:00 pm.
Jordan: yeah, trav is bad lan over here.

-Jordan "bEATZ" Heredia

(random usage)
Jordan: Hey you wanna go to the mall today?
Troy: Nah, the mall is really cold, its bad lan there.

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lalb

Laughing a Little Bit

another lol, but a lot better, and a little more realistic,
because everyone knows you dont LOL at everything...

The term was made by Danny (Visine), and pioneered by Team Pandemic

"Dude, I called kevin a bitch!
"...eh, lalb"

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Pee Fight

When two Guys (usually) face eachother (may not be facing eachother due to strategical aspects) and start Pissing on eachother.

There are a few variables determining who wins, some times who ever is the least drenched etc. But in the end, it doesnt matter because everyone has fun.

Two guys walk into a bathroom and use adjacent urinals

Guy 1 turns..

"PEE FIGHT!"

2nd guy turns and fires back.

behold a pee fight

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mugs

man jugs

preferably when a man's breasts are not only huge, but take the shape of those of a woman's

"dude!! check out the mugs and that guy"

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