nagamom

Someone's mother who spends every waking moment nagging her children and their friends.

Don't be such a nagamom! I will take out the trash after I am done with this level in the game!

facewhore

Someone with a thousand or more friends on facebook. Someone who friended all their graduating class from highschool, the principal, the janitors and their grandmas just so they can feel good about themselves.

OMG, Susan is such a facewhore, last I checked she had like 4000 friends on facebook. Like that's really gonna make up for the fact that no one likes her....

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Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.

OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)