An act where a male positions himself downward while sitting, and proceeds to shoot semen into the back of his own throat, at terminal velocity.
Guy1: âHey man, why is your voice so raspy?â
Guy2: âI gave myself a Cobain at lunchâ
Employee: âSorry Boss, I wonât be able to come into work today. I Cobainâdâ
Employer: âMy condolences to you and your family.â
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