Vagtable

The female equivalent to the male "parsnip".

Tyler go take the dog out so you can eat your vagtable tonight.

Filipino dozen

A Filipino dozen is 16 of one item.

Dozen = 12
Bakers Dozen = 13
Filipino Dozen = 16

I will take a Filipino dozen of lumpia please.

russian dolled

When you are pregnant, get hit by a car, and your baby pops out.

That girl just got Russian dolled.

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