Shredded: So buff and so without body fat, that the lines and how toned one is, is as if their muscles have been shredded and glued back together is an attractive way.
Girl: Dayummm, dat boi is hwot!
Other girl: That man is a meat-headed, shredded machine!
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The scripture you recite for memory while on the throne, to feel more godly. It is also about the power of the Priesthood and godly attributes.
Person heres other in the bathroom from the hallway, and they're reciting some sermon for memory, namely D&C 121:33-46
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Derpalope: An intimidating creature because of it's exceeding derpiness personified by an antelope with too many chromosomes.
Guy 1 to guy 2: Over that hill o'er yonder, I attempted to tame a derpalope. Worst decision of my life. I had this intense desire to live in a hole and get a stick shoved up my butt.
Guy 2 (Derpalope): DEEEEEERRRRRPP
Guy 1: Fuuuuuuuuu... cracy seeing you here.
Guy 1 is then subject to the extreme derpiness emanating from the derpaplope.