Switzerdick

Dick that is considered to be foreign in some way - either in terms of country of origin, or simply gettin' some strange.

A simple way to refer to foreign dick without having to name hundreds of countries separately.

Delilah: How was your trip to Europe ?
Pooty: Excellent - I got more Switzerdick than you can shake a stick at !

Sassy : Bitch, did I see you up in the club with some new dude ? What'll your old man say ?!
Naomi : Just a one-off - I jes' needed to get me some Switzerdick.

Sell the silver

A phrase that means simply to find a better way. Can be used in any situation and is not meant only for the literal selling of the family silver during economic downturns.

A last resort when all other options have been exhausted.

Moe: I didn't study for the theoretical quantum physics test.

Joe: I'll tell them you are home sick with anaphylactic shock.
Moe: No, dude. I've already used that one.
Flo: Besides, wouldn't you need a doctor's note? Better to just sell the silver.

Sparky: I wish I had the cash for a new Apple product - the new i-Anything is out !
Razor: You tapped out, bro ?
Sparky - Word - I may have to sell the silver.
Razor: Day-um - that's rough.

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I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

Trying to let someone thing you're "not sayin'", when, in fact, you most certainly ARE "sayin'".

Trying to make it seem like you are not saying anything unkind or questionable, but then admitting that you are. It happens so fast, no one will be the wiser...

Beezus : Does this pair of jeggings make my ass look enormous ?
Ramona: Well, maybe a little.

Beezus : Dang - for reals ?
Ramona: Hey, I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

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Item

A nickname - usually for the female genitalia, less often for the male member.

Rosie: I hate the beach - I always end up with sand in my item!

Sugar: I know right ? And when I skydive, the straps get all up in my item.

or
Frankie : These tight-ass new jeans really showcase my item for the ladies.

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doctor's note

Doctor's note (n) An excuse for any occasion.

Any behavior or affectation wherein you might draw attention or comment might be explained away with : "It's okay, I have a doctor's note".

Jasmine : "Dang - What's up with Cedric's shoes ? Who'd wear those to the club ?!"
Bennie: "S'okay - he has a doctor's note."

Mags: "You were so rude to that clerk !"
Cooper : "I have a doctor's note."

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Whatzit

Used to describe a sexual act, intimate congress, or jes' gettin' some.

1. Sexual intercourse or variations of same

2. Genitalia viv a vis sex.

Willis : It been so long since I had some whatzit - if I saw it, I'd throw stones at it !

Gus : Dang, dude - if I don't get my steady whatzit, I'm crabby and my face break out !!

Willis : Word.

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Whipshit

A state of complete insanity, going off the deep end.

The grandmother of all hissy fits - totally off the heezy.

Jeez, all I said was that those pants made your butt look big - you don't have to go all whipshit on me !

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