Gage

A guy who is a DICK! Someone who is a bad liar, two-faced, and can sometimes act like a chick; he either pretends to be gay with his "best friend" or actually talks like a chick. A guy who is an idiot and dates his ex-girlfriends or their friends. He is the guy in the group that no one likes. AKA a douche bag.

1. Sara:That guy over there stopped talking to me because I wouldn't give him a blow job.
Jen:What a Gage.

2. Something a Gage would say: Do these jeans make me look fat?

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Mattingly

A sexual machine commonly used to make ladies squit during sex.

Always satisfying .

Also known as the super soaker

I need a good Mattingly tonight.

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