Friend 1: Hey man, did you hear about Liam, his girlfriend came out as gay yesterday.
Friend 2: Damn bro, we really live in a society.
The epitomy of a bored and broken being, who's entire existence has led to the point where they have stooped so low as to type random key combination into their shitty preowned keyboard, hoping to find an answer which will verify their horrible existence, and justify their purchasing of way too much data from Telstra.
Man: Yo, have you heard from Jimmy lately?
Friend: No, he has lost it. He's started to qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321.
Man: Damn, he showed so much promise.
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