Wuthering Heights

A novel by Emile Brontë about romance, family, suffering, and gothic themes

14-year-old Me: I just read Wuthering Heights.
The World: Not to rude but nobody gives a shit.

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Covfefe

1. (Gibberish dialect) Roughly translates to “I have a loyal fanbase”
2. (Exclamatory phrase) Fuck Trump

Origin: On May 31st, 2017 at 12:06 am EDT, President of the United States Donald Trump tweeted “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”

Dude 1: Trump was being racist.
Dude 2: Trump is being racist every second of his existence.
Dude 1: Still, covfefe.

Dude 2: Wait what?
Dude 1: Fuck Trump
Dude 2: Oh yeah.

Influstuation

Infatuation and lust at the same time

Dude 1: Oh, Beyoncé, take me away!
Dude 2: This right here is called influstuation.

Antidisestablishmentarianism

1. Opposition to the movement opposing the Anglican Church in England in the late 1800s.
2. The only long word that I know how to spell.

Dude 1: Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Dude 2: Do you even know what that means?
Dude 1: That is a pronoun used to refer to singular nouns.

Self-actualization

In Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, the highest need. This is the need to achieve one’s full potential

Last night, after fucking my girlfriend and realizing how far I’ve come from my incel days, I realized that I achieved self-actualization.

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Autism

A mental health condition typically characterized by impaired social skills, obsessive interests, repetitive behaviors, and stimming. The spectrum is famously gigantic, and each individual with autism is different. Most people with this condition aren’t savants although some are. Some people with this condition “pass” as not having it as there’s symptom overlap between autistic people non-autistic people.

Hans Asperger was the first psychologist to have observed autism. He thought of it as a neurological difference to be respected. Leo Kanner took credit for his work and introduced a harsher view of autism.

This culminated in autism being thought of as childhood “psychosis” that resulted from bad parenting. Many people believe that autism rates have been increasing when, in fact, autism diagnosis has only been increasing because of the changing medical model.

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Post Nut Clarity

The eudaimonia and mental clarity achieved after busting a fat nut, best achieved with having sex with a person you truly love

Dude 1: I couldn’t study Stat Mech for shit. So I went out with this girl I met on tinder and fucked her doggy style.
Dude 2: What does this have to do with Stat Mech.
Dude 1: The Post Nut Clarity made everything click.

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