Flower of the North

(also known as The Northern Flower); Joseph Marshall; one of the most adorable persons ever to grace the land north of Highway 8

The Flower of the North is shining brightly today.

Has anyone seen The Flower of the North? I found his Chromebook on top of the lockers.

goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)

Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”