Bullshittery

An art form, usually used when trying to pass a test you didn't study for.

Josh: Hey man what did you write about for the history essay?

Javier: I don't know, man. I just used my skills in bullshittery and prayed it made sense.

Hell

Band camp. Literally just band camp. To hell with football players who say D2 football training camp is more of a hell than band camp because they are wrong.

Why work a 9 to 5 when you can march 8 to 5s in hell?