Oyster foot

When accidentally stepping on an oyster in Australia, a bleeding, infected, pus dripping stump is usually the result. This painful horror is called oyster foot.

Hey mate, I’ve got a serious case of oyster foot.

shit a roo

In Australia, it is the morning event following a dinner of kangaroo stew.

Hey mate, after last nights delicious kangaroo stew, I just had to shit a roo.

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