sound the alarm

Releasing a loud, ripping fart immediately upon waking. Usually this is done while the farter is still half-asleep.

My college roommate would sound the alarm every morning around 6am.

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lordy be

An exclamation of bewilderment, typically used by older generations. This is a variation of the term "Oh my lord!" which in turn is a variation of "Oh my God!" which in turn is a variation of "Holy Shit!"

"Well lordy be that is sure a fine Cadillac you have there!"

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