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A cheap, ugly type of fence made of unconnected posts in the ground.
Hey, let's go climb over that bollard wall! Even with your tiny slippery hands, it will be easy!
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An IMpeached President Of The United States. A title of shame, disgrace, and limpness. The title IMPOTUS, once bestowed, is an irremovable stain that will last for all time. An IMPOTUS is a type of cuck.
The IMPOTUS ranted and raved on Twitter, but Nancy Pelosi knew she had his tiny little balls in a vice.
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To practice safe social distancing during a virus pandemic, you may opt to give your partner a footjob instead of a handjob or blowjob to limit the chance of transmission. In this context, a footjob is colloquially called a "Quarantino."
"Quarantino" is a portmanteau of "Quarantine" and "Tarantino" in reference to the extreme behavioral modifications expected during quarantine conditions and the acclaimed director's alleged foot fetish.
Suffering from acute boredom, my girlfriend offered to give me a blowie, but I was like, "Are you trying to give me the coronavirus? Take your socks off and give me a Quarantino instead."
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