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imyd

I miss your dick

her: imyd

him: babe i'll get you wet tonight

by Trust me, I'm a Doctor July 24, 2017

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Lumbarsexual

Today, the scruffy woodsman & sexy Wolverine like beard is all the rage. While still hanging on to a sense of style and even a bit of metrosexuality. Food for thought: Can a lumbarsexual evolve in a metrojacks?

Amy: "At a recent fundraiser, I noticed this guy in a great suit who sported a sexy beard. I wish I got his number."
Emily: "Was he scruffy or lumbarsexual?

by Trust me, I'm a Doctor December 29, 2015

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Bitch

Technically a female dog.
In most social contexts, bitch refers either simply to a woman, a particularly nasty/unpleasant woman, or a weak and feminine male.

That bitch is crazy!

You my bitch

Etc

by Trust me, I'm a Doctor February 17, 2009

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