Minecrafter

Minecrafter. He has a very big peen and slays them creepers. And the bitches love men that slay creepers.

Girl: Hey, do you play minecraft?
Minecrafter : Bitch, who do think I am?
Girl: *opens her legs wide open*

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Nigga

The word that can only be given when the gods give you permission.

(1)White guy: hey man, can I get the n-word pass?
Nigga#1: Nigga, do you think I will give you it?
White guy: yes

Nigga#2: nigga.....

(2)white guy: hey, can I get the n-word pass?
Nigga#915: sure.

White guy: I am proud do be your nigga

Nigga#915: me too, cracker.