Hollister

A store found in many malls. It's clothes are overpriced and look very similar to one another. Their clothing also attempts to be vintage, which it fails at. Those who wear Hollister clothing pretend to know how to surf and are also very similar to one another. Those who work in Hollister may appear good-looking by some standards, however they are the most unhelpful, airheaded people I have ever seen. All males that wear Hollister are either douches or homosexuals. Females that wear Hollister can often be described as hot and slutty, but they can also be described as a succubus.

Preppy bitch: OMG!!! dont i look great in these $80 pre-ripped jeans. I'm totally punk rock now!!!!

Me: No! (I deliver a slap to her face). You aren't different! And stop thinking you are!!!!!



Me: Hey, whats poppin?
Preppy girl: I just got these new jeans at Hollister, they were only $60
(I walk away)

Preppy girl: hey, can i suck out your life force??
(i deliver a slap to her face)
Me: No!! And you arent different!!!!!!

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