Chunklets

A poor orphan child of slang, resulting from sleep deprivation, excessive sugar consumption, and mild but manageable crack addictions. As evidenced by other entries, it lacks any real definition, or function, but is akin to the word 'fuck' in that it can serve as virtually any part of speech or intended definition as given by the context.

Unfortunately, it is far less satisfying to say than 'fuck', and furthermore, if one were to ask a sorority girl for a quick, string-free 'chunklet', one would get a much less satisfying result.

Simple formula: take valid English sentence. Add tone indicating desire for attention and approval. Replace key verbs and nouns with the word 'Chunklets.' Instant greatness.

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