Trump

That giant turd that is so hard to push out, you sit on the toilet for 4 hours crying in pain. You may tear your anus, but the joy is euphoric when it finally passes.

"Why are you dancing in the street like a lunatic?"

"I just pushed out a Trump."

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Donald Trump

The ultimate loser. The biggest failure the universe has ever seen. His opponent can be the "worst ever" and he will still lose. Aliens journey from every galaxy to laugh at him.

You can boost anyone's confidence or cure the worst depression with 5 words. "You are not Donald Trump."

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