Cock

1) Male chicken
2) To move your head slightly
3) Male genitals

(This was pulled from a Derp meme. Not accurate)

Girl1: Dad, I think I'm lesbian.
Dad: What...
Girl2: I'm lesbian, too!
Dad: Goodness! Does anyone like cock in this family?
Son: I do!

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Q

The seventeenth letter of the alphabet.
This word is commonly misspelled and confused with the word 'dictionary' (to be serious, 'queue').

Barney: "A, B, C, D, E, F, Z, X, V, N, M, ..., Q, ..., S. Where is the letter 'Q' in the alphabet?"
Students: "It's the last letter!"
Teacher: "Dang. I thought it was the first..."

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