Starr

An obtuse, surly, slag. A she-beast with the persona of a fat, retired, stripper. The addition of the superfluous, "r" at the end of the name is key, as it signifies the ignorance behind this person's very existence. Starr is destined to be trailer trash for life. Starr can't hold a real job, and has no education.

"Oh snap! Do you see that brick shithouse in cheap heels, over there!?"

"Ugh, Starr fo'sho! She's nasty. Look at those chicken legs sticking out from under that fat gut. FUPA for days!"

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"Some damn loudmouthed twat emailed me, thinking her loser boyfriend in jail was sending me mail behind her back"

"She must be a total Starr. No wonder he cheats on her!"

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