mad cuz bad

A shortened version of "mad because bad" typically used when someone complains about how they died/lost in an online game. Often sets off their temper, so be careful saying this.

Astrophysically: tf was that shot gay ass
DiamondHunter684: mad cuz bad

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By my heel, I care not

An overly formal and archaic way to tell someone you don't give a shit. Its modern translation could be "Who asked?" Quoted from Mercutio in Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet".

Benvolio: By my head, here come the Capulets
Mercutio: By my heel, I care not

GLYF

Alternative for GLHF (Good Luck Have Fun). Stands for "Good Luck You're Fucked". Can be used at the beginning of a multiplayer match or to let someone know they are royally screwed.

Random Sophomore: I'm taking Calc BC next year
Allen: lmao GLYF

yesmh

yes and smh combined into one word, or

"yes smh"

Guy 1: tf does yesmh mean? yes smh???
Guy 2: yesmh

Simp

A guy that chases girls all the time but rarely (if ever) succeeds. Typically stops making time for their friends in their quest for pussy. Believes in “hoes before bros”, rather than the opposite.

Guy 1: “Man, William Erwin is the biggest simp on Earth!”

Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”