Junk Food

basically it's the food that comes from your junk.....sperm, semen, cum

Bob: Mandy's lookin' pretty slim these days....that girl's got it goin' on.

Dobalina: Yeah, I heard she's on the "Junk Food" diet.

Bob: Junk food don't make a girl look like that.

Dobalina: That's cause she's gettin' the food from John's junk......if ya know what I'm talkin' bout.

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skin flower

that beautiful and flowery flesh that exists betwixt a woman's loins......the female equivalent of a skin flute.

ahhh.........you know it's springtime when the hotties are wearing short skirts and the smell of skin flower is in the air.

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celebritwat

The cooter of a celebrity, raised to celebrity status through paparazzi exposure.

Rasta: "Did you see those celebritwat pics on the net?

Mon: "Whose this time...Britney, Lindsay, or Paris?"

Rasta: "No way man, Kelly Osbourne."

Mon: "Nasty."

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pierre

short for pubic hair (pronounced "pee hair")

My girl really needs to shave her stuff....I went down on her last night and got a mouth full of pierre.

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ginger snatch cookie

the sweet tasty giner of a red-haired hottie

Did you see the pic of Lindsey Lohan's ginger snatch cookie in the net?

Yeah, man, she's got some good stuff up in there.

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gasgasm

The extreme euphoria felt after the release of gas. Either orally or anally.

1. Hold an extremely pressurized fart for at least 30 seconds.

2. Release.

3. You've just experienced a gasgasm.

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black hole

n. - asshole, poop-chute, cornhole

Jim: Do you hook up with Lynn last night?

Carl: Yeah...she's freaky. I'm normally not into butt sex but her black hole was so fine it just sucked my wang up in there.

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