Birder

An idiotic subculture most prevalent in boomers. Being a birder consists of watching birds and then telling people how amazing your hobby is. People people who identify as birders are generally tepid and uncreative simpletons. Not to be confused with a Naturalist.

The Virgin Birder sits on a park bench at 2PM watching pigeons, while the Chad Naturalist goes on a month long expedition in Antarctica to count penguins.

Deptford

Deptford is a large town of about 30k people in suburban new jersey. Most of the neighborhoods are old, giving the town the feeling of being several smaller towns. Deptford has a lot of good people who are just trying to have a good time, but it is a very unlucky place and may have been cursed by the Indians.

Did you hear about that guy from Deptford who died? My brother knew him; he was a good dude.

Comments turned off

When a news outlet or government agency posts obvious falsehoods or manufactures fake consensus, the comments are turned off.

Government Agency Youtube Channel: "Be terrified and afraid; only the government can save you"
Youtube Viewer: "I know this is untrue and harmful. I will post a response."
Comments Turned off.

Snap-On

A brand of tools bought by tools.

John did jack shit in High School and thought trades would be the easy way out. Now he has monthly payments on a useless Snap-on toolbox that costs more than a year of community college.

Mount Laurel

A computer simulation of the ideal suburb. Some claim it is a real place, but do you ever remember anything happening there, in real life?

Tom grew up in Mount Laurel, went to good school, lived in a nice house and is absolutely unremarkable in any way.