Purchuss

Verb: The act of stealing an item

"I just purchussed that event staff jacket!"
"Oh my glumpter! I love that car you just purchussed!"

Tshchlerky

The opposite of Glumpter

"Oh my glumpter! You are so glumpter tshchlerky!"

Event Staff

A trigger word used to initiate a heist upon a cross country or track event. Usually purchussing event staff or official jackets, vests, hats, etc.

"Oh golly goodness glumpter! We should Event Staff, theres no one around!'

Glumpter

Anything your heart desires

Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, or numeral.

Ex.

“Woah! Sandy just gave him that glumpter grip!”
“Last night David made a glumpter shot in pool!”
“You should’ve seen it! There was about glumpter deer in front of my car!”