May 28

May 28 is the National Give Your Girl Head Day, meaning you have to give head to your girlfriend no matter what

Gf: Hey it s may 28!
Bf: And?
Gf: Get on your knees.

October 1st

October 1st is the National Get Your Partener Out for Coffee Day, meaning that you have to go out for coffee or a date no matter the circumstances.

Gf: Hey, it's October 1st!
Bf: and?
Gf: You don't know?
Bf: No, what is it
Gf: We're breaking up.