ervelyn

the name to use for evelyns when you r e a l l y wanna annoy them.

me (or you idc): ERVELYN. MY LOVE, DON’T LEAVE ME IN THIS COLD DARK CAVE 😔😔😔

evelyn (my sister 😻): wtf. you literally have one more step to go to get out. i’ll give you a…quarter …if you take the one step.

me (or you, i still don’t care.): ERVELYN YOU ARE A BROKE WOMAN 😨😭

scrumpdillyicious

(adjective)

- another way of spelling scrumptious. (not rly, but ig.)

- if you think something is really delicious, but scrumptious just i s n t working, this can be used as a replacement.

- a way to say someone is extremely sexy, shrexy, or hot.

- what i am.

- can also be used to describe food, but that’s boring. if you use it like that, you are probs really boring. (but hot cause that’s how i use it 😻😻)

me: (pointing at Tsumugi Kotobuki) this is so scrumpdillyicious.

sister: at this point just make her into a cake so it makes since.