Too sleep with a girl who is 5 minutes away from throwing up and passing out at the party.
Guy 1: that slute is way too drunk
Guy 2: you're right dude, now's my chance
*fucks her in a laundry room next to liter box and leaves right before she throws up in it and herself*
Guy 1: damn I can't believe you just hamboned her like that
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