Vaginapex

Pronunciation: \vəˈjīnˈāpeks\

As is in the name, this vaginal apex occurs at the upper intersection of the labia majora, better known as the pussy lips. It is common for women to use this as reference point to end various forms of pubic décor, such as a landing strip, before any unruly intrusion occurs down and around the pussy lips.

Considering she worked at a salon and spa I was shocked to see such a sprawling metropolis of pubes below the vaginapex but figured a man’s gotta eat!

Fartnado

The act of ripping a stanky fart next to another person then immediately running around them tight circles so as to create an inescapable cyclone of noxious fart gas.

Dude I just got fartnado'd pretty bad, every direction was full of stink.

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