fart

1. Gaseous expulsion from between the butt cheeks.
2. An animals way of expression through interpretive smell.
3. #4 Reason for traumatizing childhood experiences.
4. A contemporary technique used to ward off enemies.

1. I farted in class yesterday, and when I went home, I discovered a blackened hole in my FTL's.
2. To show his love, the African humpback spider monkey farts on his mate's forehead, often after devouring it's first-born.
3. After Tommy farted on me in the sandbox in 2nd grade, every time I see a Tonka toy I cry.
4.In order to adapt to a hostile envoirnment, I began to learn how to fart over my food while I was away from the table. After years of perfection, even the most vicious of realitives choke and suffocate in the presence of my inhumanely tart aroma.

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