Noun; Someone who makes situations/moments awkward by interjecting into conversations inorder to make someone make an awkward turtle.
Guy: hey did you catch that Celtics game last night?
Guy2: No I...
Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!
Guy2: *makes awkward turtle
Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.
Noun; A piece of pasta that has fallen into a woman's chest cleavage.
"Oh no, a piece of macaroni fell down my shirt, you want it?"
"Eeww NO! Why would i want your boob noodle?"
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Noun; A piece of pasta that has fallen into a woman's chest cleavage.
"Oh no, my piece of macaroni fell down my shirt, you want it?"
"Eeww NO! Why would i want your boob noodle?"
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Noun; e-mails sent by people that are bored, and want people to reply to, so that they would be being payed attention to.
Girl: urgh, this guy keeps sending all of these pointless e-mails.
Girl2: it's just attention spam, if you ignore it it's just going to pile up.
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