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pecker checker

A U.S. Army medic or hospital personnel assigned to inspect soldierss' genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases, a process otherwise known as a short arm inspection.

After the actor Robert Mitchum was drafted into the Army in 1945, he spent his year in the service as a pecker checker at a Tarzana induction center.

by Tummy Augratin February 24, 2006

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cunt mechanic

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically
a gynecologist or other professional such as a
midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women, who
induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a
pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely
followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an
abortionist.

"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said
breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."

by Tummy Augratin March 5, 2006

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Beer ass

Large, fleshy or volumnious buttocks on a woman, attributed to her imbibing beer, malt beverages and other forms of strong waters.

Related term: Beer belly

Check out the beer ass on the tattoed broad near the bar! Whoah! That momma's hot!

by Tummy Augratin February 24, 2006

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dick eater

Noun. A woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a brother.

See also: fellatrix

They say J.Lo used 2 Be a real fly dick eater before the hoe become famous.

by Tummy Augratin March 3, 2006

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Jew eat?

Compressed phrase that means "Did you eat?" often heard as "Jew eat?" by particularly sensitive and/or peculiarly paranoid people of the Jewish persuasion, especially when asked by a goy (non-Jew). "Jew eat?" syndrome was first exposed to mass culture by Woody Allen in his Oscar-winning film "Annie Hall" (1977).

Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) to his calm friend Rob (Tony Roberts):

"You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, 'Did you eat yet or what?' And Tom Christie said, 'No, JEW?' Not 'Did you?'...JEW eat? JEW? You get it? JEW eat?"

-- Woody Allen, screenplay for "Annie Hall"

by Tummy Augratin February 26, 2006

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färtzenhalter

Thong underwear or, less commonly, a thong bathingsuit. Synthesis of the English word "fart" (a flatus expelled through the anus) and the German word "halter" (holder). Likely a corruption of the German word "buestenhalter" (brassiere). A synthetic colloquialism visually suggesting that the thong is able to "hold in" the expulsion of a flatus from the user's anus. (Army usage circa 1990)

Check out Specialist Dribble, man. She's wearing the skimpiest färtzenhalter I've ever seen in all my years in Vth Corps!

by Tummy Augratin February 26, 2006

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pussy spanking

Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.

See also: bondage and discipline

Pussy spanking reportedly was one of 'Penthouse' publisher Bob Guccione's kinks.

by Tummy Augratin March 6, 2006

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