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Whore Corps

The cheerleading squad at a high school or college.

Nan's primarily qualification for college was she was a member of the whore corps. That narrowed it down to Texas A&M.

by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006


shit-kicker

An uncouth person of limited intelligence or faulty manners; a cracker.

The new platoon sergeant sure is a shit-kicker. That chump couldn't find his own ass with both hands if you spotted him one.

by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006


Puss in Boots

A female soldier (Army usage circa 1980s).

See also: Foxtrot Papa

"My sister Puss in Boots 'n they threatin' to send her ass to Iraq."

"Say what?"

"She-it, niggah. She a supply sergeant in the Army, you dumb muthafuckah!"

by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006


Beer Tits

1. Large, fleshy appendages on men who are passing towards or who have entered into middleage, where fat from the consumption of beer has accumulated on what was once pectoral muscle.

2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".

The blind date fizzled when Sally got a gander at Chuck's beer tits.

Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.

by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006


bowel breeze

Noun. A rather rapid expulsion of methane gas built up in the bowels as a flatus via the anus, typically with a loud report; a fart.

"Whoah, Nelly! That was some bowel breeze you cut during gym class, Stan!"

by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006


beat the bishop

To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.

Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!

by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006