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An uncouth person of limited intelligence or faulty manners; a cracker.
The new platoon sergeant sure is a shit-kicker. That chump couldn't find his own ass with both hands if you spotted him one.
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Pouch for supporting the male genitalia that is fitted to the body with no other strings or straps except the waistband. A brand of jockstrap from manufacturer "Jock Sock" popular during the 1950s and '60s.
It's a little known fact, but the trade mark character "Nude Dude" that advertised the eponymous brand of truss in comic books and men's magazines in the 1950's was based on a linocut portrait of Herman Melville from the frontispiece of his novel "Redburn", modified with short back and sides.
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Army lingo for the male sexual organ; the penis. Typically used in the phrase "tube steak & white gravy," a reference to an ejaulating penis, inserted into one of the drill/platoon/top sergeants' numerous gay slurs directed at subordinates.
"You're going to love the main course at the chow hall," the D.I. told the raw-ass recruit. "It's tube steak & white gravy and you can have all you want!"
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A female soldier (Army usage circa 1980s).
See also: Foxtrot Papa
"My sister Puss in Boots 'n they threatin' to send her ass to Iraq."
"Say what?"
"She-it, niggah. She a supply sergeant in the Army, you dumb muthafuckah!"
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Noun. A rather rapid expulsion of methane gas built up in the bowels as a flatus via the anus, typically with a loud report; a fart.
"Whoah, Nelly! That was some bowel breeze you cut during gym class, Stan!"
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1. Large, fleshy appendages on men who are passing towards or who have entered into middleage, where fat from the consumption of beer has accumulated on what was once pectoral muscle.
2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".
The blind date fizzled when Sally got a gander at Chuck's beer tits.
Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.
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