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Cunt wanger

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.

Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006


pussy fart

An expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after an act of sexual intercourse or, less commonly, vigorous cunnilingus, accompanied by a loud report resembliong the expulsion of methane gas from the anus. In women with extremely prominent labia and tight vaginas, a "pussy fart" may resemble a growling noise not unlike that of a feline, which may have given rise to the term "pussy" for the female genitalia.

I was enjoyng a cigarette after banging Roz and dang! Her pussy farted loud as a howitzer and nearly blew out my smoke!

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006


ass cakes

cheeks of a woman's ass; buttocks

"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006


Ill-wind

Noun. Methane gas, metabolized inside the bowels from organic matter, expelled from the anus in the form of a flatus. A fart.

That sure was an ill-wind that wafted its way over here from the direction of Marge's cubicle.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006


sperm butt

A male homosexual who assumes the passive position during an act of anal intercourse; a "bottom." So called becase of the discharge of semen into the bottom's rectum.

"In his anxiously awaited autobiography, songwriter extraordinaire Bernie Taupin reportedy claims that his erstwhile partner Sir Elton John was a 'sperm butt' during the years of their collaboration."

-- Liz Smith, NY Daily News

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006


ass chugger

Noun. A person, usually a male of the homosexual persuasion, who enjoys imbibing liquids that have been funneled into the anus of another person (typically another male homosexual) and briefly retained inside the person of the latter before being expelled into the former's mouth, either in short bursts or a constant stream.

I read on the 'Net that George Bush was a real ass chugger as a member of Skull & Bones at Yale.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006


Fanny Farmer

U.S. English, noun. A male who enjoys anal intercourse and/or analingus.

Noun (pejorative): A male homosexual.

Farmer, Fannie Merritt, 1857–1915, American cookbook author and teacher and writer on cookery, b. Boston. Director of the Boston Cooking School 1891-1902, after which she opened Miss Farmer's School of Cookery. Edited "The Boston Cooking School Cook Book" (1896), one of the best-known and most popular of American cookbooks, which sold 4-million copies through 1977.

Noun. A brand of chocolates and candies, named after the famous cookbook author Fanny Farmer, and sold through the eponymous candy store chain.

I just saw "Between the Cheeks 6". Man, oh man! T.T. Boy made like a real Fanny Farmer on that bitch's ass!

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006