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cunt pajama

A prophylactic device made from latex or similar material worn in the vagina and designed primarily to prevent the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases; a female condom

I forgot my rubbers but it was all right; Sylvia's snatch was decked out in a cunt pajama.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ass Cheddar

A viscous, glandular substance emitted from the anus.

Simon farted and churned up a bounty of ass cheddar.

Her unwashed gluteal cleft was a veritable cornucopia of ass cheddar.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006

39πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


stone groove

A superlative event, the likes of which will likely remain unsurpassed. (1970s and early '80s slang usage)

The Stones concert was a stone groove.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

100πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Fart Blossom

A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.

Key-rist! That fart blossom left a skid-mark in my drawers!

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006

77πŸ‘ 118πŸ‘Ž


Cunt wanger

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.

Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ill-wind

Noun. Methane gas, metabolized inside the bowels from organic matter, expelled from the anus in the form of a flatus. A fart.

That sure was an ill-wind that wafted its way over here from the direction of Marge's cubicle.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ass chugger

Noun. A person, usually a male of the homosexual persuasion, who enjoys imbibing liquids that have been funneled into the anus of another person (typically another male homosexual) and briefly retained inside the person of the latter before being expelled into the former's mouth, either in short bursts or a constant stream.

I read on the 'Net that George Bush was a real ass chugger as a member of Skull & Bones at Yale.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006

13πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž