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pussy fart

An expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after an act of sexual intercourse or, less commonly, vigorous cunnilingus, accompanied by a loud report resembliong the expulsion of methane gas from the anus. In women with extremely prominent labia and tight vaginas, a "pussy fart" may resemble a growling noise not unlike that of a feline, which may have given rise to the term "pussy" for the female genitalia.

I was enjoyng a cigarette after banging Roz and dang! Her pussy farted loud as a howitzer and nearly blew out my smoke!

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006

2487πŸ‘ 1134πŸ‘Ž


ass cakes

cheeks of a woman's ass; buttocks

"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006

27πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Poopdeck Pappy

The erstwhile father of the comic strip character Popeye the Sailor. Popeye, who orginally was parentless, first appeared as a minor character in cartoonist Elzie Crisler Segar's comic strip "Thimble Theatre" on January 17, 1929. Poopdeck Pappy, Popeye's long-lost, woman-hating father, himself did not come into existence until the Popeye the Sailor animated film short "Goonland" (1938), created by Max Fleischer.

An elderly homosexual male.

A pedophile.

Did you read in the paper that Oscar's father was arrested down at the pool hall soliciting high school students? I swear the old fuck has degenerated into a real Poopdeck Pappy.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006

17πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Mr. Joy Boy

A character in Evelyn Waugh's satire "The Love One."

A male who seeks physical pleasure, or joy from other men, or boys; a male homosexual.

That old queen is a regular Mr. Joy Boy. I just hate chickenhawks!

Rod Steiger played "Mr. Joy Boy" in Tony Richardson's film "The Loved One."

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


groin gravy

Noun. The vaginal discharge of blood produced by the uterus on a montly basis during a woman's reproductve years; menstrual blood (Army usage, circa 1985)

I wanted to fuck her, but she was on the rag and I didn't want to get my cock covered with groin gravy.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


sloppy cunt

The female sexual organ whether excessively lubricated or filled with the detritus of a previous ejaculation during sequential intercourse; a wet vagina.

"I hate going to a whorehouse and banging away at some sloppy cunt," said Ranger Rick.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

51πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


cock slip

Noun. A special truss designed for vastly overendowed men so that their penis can discretely hang to the side in their pants. Originally designed by Warner Bros. makeup artist Perc Westmore, with input from costume designer Edith Head, to hide movie star Errol Flynn's massive endowment during the shooting of motion pictures. Flynn had complained that strapping his manhood to his thigh threatened to emasculate him during the making of "They Died With Their Boots On." Flynn had been humilated when co-star Ronald Reagan had snapped his strap during a scene with Olivia da Havilland. The cock slip subsequently became standard issue in Hollywood, worn by such stars/heavy-hung wonders as Milton Berle, Forrest Tucker, Roddy McDowall, and Willem Dafoe.

"In his delicious memoir 'Running with Mr. S,' George Jacobs, Frank Sinatra's former valet relates that Old Blue Eyes wore a cock slip when he made TV appearances in order not to upset the censors. What Frank actually was worried about was shocking his now middle-aged female fans, possibly causing a few heartattacks, as well as scores of failed marriages, lest the ladies get a glimpse of the outline of his huge trouser-mouse."

-- Liz Smith, NY Daily News

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

41πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž