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pussy fart

An expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after an act of sexual intercourse or, less commonly, vigorous cunnilingus, accompanied by a loud report resembliong the expulsion of methane gas from the anus. In women with extremely prominent labia and tight vaginas, a "pussy fart" may resemble a growling noise not unlike that of a feline, which may have given rise to the term "pussy" for the female genitalia.

I was enjoyng a cigarette after banging Roz and dang! Her pussy farted loud as a howitzer and nearly blew out my smoke!

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006

2488πŸ‘ 1134πŸ‘Ž


Poopdeck Pappy

The erstwhile father of the comic strip character Popeye the Sailor. Popeye, who orginally was parentless, first appeared as a minor character in cartoonist Elzie Crisler Segar's comic strip "Thimble Theatre" on January 17, 1929. Poopdeck Pappy, Popeye's long-lost, woman-hating father, himself did not come into existence until the Popeye the Sailor animated film short "Goonland" (1938), created by Max Fleischer.

An elderly homosexual male.

A pedophile.

Did you read in the paper that Oscar's father was arrested down at the pool hall soliciting high school students? I swear the old fuck has degenerated into a real Poopdeck Pappy.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006

17πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


ass cakes

cheeks of a woman's ass; buttocks

"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006

27πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


oval orifice

1. The mouth, particularly that of one performing fellatio or oral intercourse. Coined circa 1998 due to President Bill Clinton's White House antics with Monica Lewinsky.

2. A joke name given to the office of POTUS (President of the United States) in the White House, during and after the Lewinsky scandal rocked the Clinton Administration.

She's a world champion fellatrix. A gold medal oval orifice.

Clinton's turned the White House into the Oval Orifice.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

26πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Cunt wanger

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.

Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


ass chin

A fold of fat underneath the jaw line caused by an excess of body fat. Double chin.

"That fat muthafuckah has a humongous ass chin!"

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006

25πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


Cum of sum yun guy

1. A mythical dish served in a Chinese restaurant catering to male homosexuals and women with a taste for human splooge.

2. The semen discharged from a young male of East Asian lineage.

Hey sissy britches, let's hit the Chink's. They're serving cum of sum yun guy.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

33πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž