The Dick Pic Pardox is when two men want to send dick pictures to each other but cannot until they are hard otherwise it is small. In order for this to happen they must see a penis, but they cannot see a penis because they have not gotten the dick picture.
Person 1: Hey bro wanna send me a dick pic
Person 2: Sure, if youâll send yours
Person 1: I canât though, Iâm not hard
Person 2: I guess weâre stuck in the Dick Pic Paradox