hand delivered fart bomb

When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.

I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.

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bunk

It's what's on your finger when you stick it in your butt crack and rub really hard near your butthole.

After a long butt scratching session, I like to smell the bunk on my fingers, then rub it on my boyfriends face. He eats it up!

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