Tube tugging

Tube tugging- a holiday festivity in which two men, both erect, stuff the same tube down their urethra. On the count of three, both men clench, violently flexing their pelvic muscles, and pull in opposite directions. Upon the event that the tube is jarred free or one man is three feet removed from his starting position, the opposing man wins. The loser then gets down into the fetal position, and the winner is free to release his urinary secretions on him, displaying his dominance. Any audience members are also free to release on the losing man, as losing a game of tube tug is meant to be quite humiliating.

“I could really go for a good old fashion game of tube tugging right now”

Squirreling

Stuffing all bodily openings(urethra,anus, mouth, nose, and ears) with acorns and then proceeding to crawl around like a squirrel while in the nude.

“You cant’t call yourself a man if you havent been squirreling with the boys”

Squidding

Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators

“Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”