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To simultaneously look at mouthwatering food and masturbate. People who suffer this are usually fat and lonely.
I caught my mother foodbating to her boston cream pie.
I constantly foodbate when I watch Top Chef.
Foodbation is the best source of masturbation.
Another term for saying lubrication. Dickbutter is a funnier and cruder way to say lubrication.
Dude, I went in the store yesterday and half the isle on the left was dedicated to Dickbutter. It was seriously disturbing.
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A person in real life or on the internet that complains about how bad their life is constantly, and expect you to feel bad for them all the time.
"You know that girl Melissa? She's a total sorrowfeeder. She makes her rich life seem so tragic, yet it's so easy not to feel bad for her."
When u go to the bathroom and make a red hot Picasso painting from your ass.
After I went to Taco Bell I got the Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome
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When you have unprotected sex with a Rice Krispies cereal box. Rice Krispies STD results in a penis going: SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!
Johnny was a bad boy and had unprotected Rice Krispies sex, and had his stump of a empty penis removed. Don't get Rice Krispies STD!
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The rate at which the human ass can crap. Humans tend to face a low Shitocity. Animals like dogs can have a high Shitocity of 2 poops per five second.
Lord, the fat lady at the bar had the lowest Shitocity rate. I saw her walk out of the bathroom two hours later. I think she watched a Lord of the Rings trilogy in there.
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