Super Mario Sunshine

noun.
The act of defecating on a lover's chest, and then urinating on him/her to wash it off. If all of the excrement is washed off, the person urinating is awarded a shine sprite.

Female: "I'm so horny for you."
Male: "Let's bang. But I have to go take a steamer. You'll have to wait, unless you want my Super Mario Sunshine."
Female: "Ew, no. Just because I watch that stuff on the internet doesn't mean I would want it in real life."
Male: "There is no other way."

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