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Finger Handleballs

These can be created when one has an extremely large scrotum(a large ballsack with lots of loose skin) by placing both hands with their index fingers and thumbs touching in the middle their scrotum making sure each testicle is on either side of the pinky fingers when they close their hands to make a fist to simulate riding a bike and holding onto each handle bar. Thus giving the illusion and appearance of riding one’s bike. For the full affect some place tassels, boobie or non boobie, onto each testicle to fully capture one’s childhood memories.

Jim was so poor while growing up that he couldn’t afford a bike so all through high school he would stand in front of his fan and make finger handleballs and imagine speeding down a steep hill with his new bike.

by Turn And Cough March 25, 2020