Edward Cullen

A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.

Hey that one dude from Washington state looks a bit like Edward Cullen with his pasty skin

Dave Strider

A teenage boy in the webcomic homestuck that thinks he’s cool but ya know he’s a teenager we all think we’re cool

Karkat: why are you wearing those sunglasses it’s night!
Dave strider: shut the fuck up
Karkat:...