Dancing Potato

The savior of all life in the universe. Something that deserves to bowed to, prayed to, and sacrificed to. It’s legendary and unimaginable dancing powers will create and destroy anything and everything. (The musical dancing potato is unfathomably more majestic)

Hey everybody! Do you want to pray to sacrifice Billy to the dancing potato?
*Entire world cheers*

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January 7

The day where you get to hug you ginger friend.

Hey *generic ginger name* *hugs them*
Why did you do that?
It’s January 7th!
Oh yeah! *hugs back*

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November 28

International Rape a Turtle Day 🐢

Hey Billy!! Did you know its national rape a turtle day?
No? What is that?
It means we get to rape turtles and not get caught!!!
Yay!! Lets go rape turtles together!
Gosh i love November 28

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Frick Stick

A stick used for fricking

Billy: When I say a word, say the first word that comes to your mind.
John: Ok
Billy: FRICK STICK
John: What is that?
Billy: A stick used for fricking, of course!!!

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Edgay

An Edgy Gay person, typically within the age of 13-17

Man, are such an edgay right now

Goo Goo

Hot Steamy Shit, right out of the ass

Hey have you ever tried goo goo?
YES OMG ITS SO GOOD
AHH IKR GIMME

Yeet Ball

No rules team four square where you just scream and kick and yote the ball.

Hey, who wants to go play yeet ball?
Me! Me! Me!

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