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A turtle. In other words, an awesome fucker who'll go to a lot of trouble to make your day FUCKING AWESOME!

Man, A Turtle is actually the best FUCKING animals on the whole FUCKING PLANET! Anyone who doesn't like turtles is A Fucking DICKHEAD. ,=,e

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tripping over a tissue

According to the laws of physics and dynamics, it is impossible to trip on a tissue. The mass of the tissue is much less than the mass of a human and tripping on a tissue is practically impossible. Once again, tripping over a tissue is impossible.

Tripping over a tissue is impossible said Albert Einstein