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Being racist (and ignorant) on Twitter (and in life) after ambien use
Roseanne: I am sorry I did not mean to be racist! I was tweeting under the influence of ambien.
Ambien CEO: Being racist is not a known side effect of ambien. Although, ambien tweeting is!
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(Every) millennial who is fragile
Millennial: My weight is 160 lbs. My life sucks!
Baby boomer: Shut up you fragile millennial. My pannus weighs more than you. Eat a dick or a bag full!
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(Every) millennial who is fragile
Millennial: My weight is 160 lbs. My life sucks!
Baby boomer: Shut up you fragile millennial. My pannus weighs more than you. Eat a dick or a bag full!
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So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!
So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!
So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!