Shamf

Shit hard as a mother fucker.
Going hard to the paint, balls to the wall. Commonly used as a sports acronym describing someone playing so hard or doing something with reckless abandon for there own well being, they have a high likleyhood of shitting there own pants or getting his intestines blown out of his abs (hernia). This could also be used a verb as in going shamfing on someone's face. Could replace the gay sounding "posterized" in basketball.

Did you see Chris Wideman going shamf all over Anderson Silvas shin bone.
Did you see the Seahawks going shamf on the Broncos.
Dewight Howard just went shamf on Blake Griffin.
Hitler went shamf on the Jews.

Did you see Chris Wideman going shamf all over Anderson Silvas shin bone.
Did you see the Seahawks going shamf on the Broncos.
Dewight Howard just went shamf on Blake Griffin.
Hitler went shamf on the Jews.

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Twatwaffle

A person who's behavior warrants them being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue room on a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.

That dumb bitch on plenty of fish wouldn't show me a picture of her butthole. She was a complete twatwaffle.

That beedy eyed so cal flat bill bro bra walked up to me. He said "what up my white nigga". I responded " you want punched in the face so hard you die you twatwaffle."

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