cane toad

Anything that is taken out of its natural environment, placed in another suitable one, and gets on the fast track to total world domination.

Originates from the sugar cane toad, a native Hawaiian toad that was introduced to Australia to help control beetle population and has never looked back.

Guy 1: Did you see that new guy from Japan? He doesn't even speak English, but in a week he's already been promoted to head of our department and I hear he's knocked up the VP.

Guy 2: What a total cane toad.

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Nacho mama

The cool, hip, southwest version of "not your mother."

"Whose mama is that?"

"That's nacho mama!"

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stewardesseses

The ACTUAL longest word you can type using only your left hand. Most people think this is "stewardesses" but they are wrong.

I like them there stewardesseses.

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giggleberry

Noun: testicles, nuts, balls, bits, jewels, nads, DNA factory, knackers, tonkers, bollocks, nutmegs, stones, huevos, cojones, valseuses, grapes, diamonds, cobblers, marbles, gonads, eggs, kintama, love blobs

My friend is in the hospital after getting smacked in the twig and giggleberries with a frying pan.

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hookers

A not-so-rare breed of female that is overtly loose between the legs. Much like dinosaurs, these creatures cannot see anything unless it moves.

Sometimes called "street t-rex"

"Shh, Lois, don't move. She won't see you if you don't move."

"Where'd you go?"

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