Corporate Muffin Scone

A processed baked delight that has little to zero nutritional value, is slightly overpriced and largely overmarketed.

Babe, i just want a breve and a couple corporate muffin scones. Brittany said she would meet us at starchuck's after she gets her iPad upgrade.

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Crungry

When you are cranky and hungry. A bit like hangry, yet more gentle.

I feel crungry.. And if I could just find that granola bar, I would be just fine.

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Hesitrigued

When you're quite interested in someone but they say something odd that causes you pause, you are hesitrigued.

René thought Bob was cute and funny even after he admitted he builds pottery wheels for his ex girlfriends. She felt hesitrigued.

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Complicism

A compliment with a critique tacked on a moment later.

You really know how to shoot amazing photos.

Of course, you only use the auto setting on your ridiculously high end digital camera.

Har har... I apologize for the complicism.

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